Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

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The Brockwell Broadcast Network
The Brockwell Broadcast Network Prieš 6 val
I laughed so much. Kudos Jon Tron
The Brockwell Broadcast Network
The Brockwell Broadcast Network Prieš 6 val
Some of y'all have never read Anton LaVay's Satanic Bible, and it shows....
Rocket Raccoon
Rocket Raccoon Prieš 7 val
All the Karen's meet up in a goop store to discuss how they're going to scam everyone this time
matthew matthew
matthew matthew Prieš 7 val
Takes pickles off sandwich, cuts sandwich in half. Ah yes my food has been edited.
Rodrigo Carranza
Rodrigo Carranza Prieš 9 val
Skyrim music ☺️
Ancient Night
Ancient Night Prieš 11 val
Can someone explain the Harvey Weinstein joke?
Flying Carpet
Flying Carpet Prieš 13 val
I love that Paltrow *absolutely* knows who Jontron is because of the success of this video and I couldn't be happier.
Lord Pumpkinhead
Lord Pumpkinhead Prieš 14 val
12:42 *Bulletproof Oxygen Bar* I know this is snake oil, BUT WHAT SITUATION CAUSED YOU TO NEED A BAR THAT SERVES OXYGEN, WHILE ALSO BEING BULLETPROOF!?
Entity
Entity Prieš 15 val
We now have a medicinal product called "kay en eye ef e" Shortened to knife. Your supposed to wedge it into your frontal lobe, to relax your mind, and feel at ease.
Watchdog
Watchdog Prieš 22 val
I liked her in Ironman 😫😢😔 Also, if people fall for this goop shit stuff companies and get sick or even die, it's natural selection, easy as that.
Joel Bachman
Joel Bachman Prieš dieną
Stoom
Hunter L
Hunter L Prieš dieną
Hearing the phrase "health and wellness" triggers a flight or flight response, just remembering my shit getting thrown around and searched by the drill sergeant makes me laugh 🤣
Mini LAGG3R
Mini LAGG3R Prieš dieną
In what way is that oxygen tank bulletproof?
King Croc
King Croc Prieš dieną
wait you mean a cookie cutter normie preppy/jock "popular" person who is doing anything they can to make a buck even fi it means picking up ont he great awakening that's happening and using it to scam people and mislead them because its the ripe ole time to make a buck!???????? noooooooo. i refuse to believe that! the jocks and preps from HS and college were the BEST of us! duh! :) they werent the worst :)!!!!!!! lmao please
King Croc
King Croc Prieš dieną
Gywneth < Gywnevere
Aether Stultz
Aether Stultz Prieš dieną
Firefoox boong
John Banta
John Banta Prieš dieną
She is such a trash goblin!
FRIEND CREATIONS
FRIEND CREATIONS Prieš dieną
Gwyneth Paltrow needs to shut the fuck up
Mr Meme guy
Mr Meme guy Prieš dieną
3:30 Bruh lol 😂 that's too good
Reuthree3
Reuthree3 Prieš dieną
14:14
caleb
caleb Prieš dieną
15:25... the first time in my life i've actually found myself quite literally laughing out loud and i'm pretty family doesn't know why. was looking for the "waht!!" and "maybe you think i shouldn't have a gun either!!" guy and ended becoming a subscriber. god bless america. 😅
ivy
ivy Prieš dieną
selenite is not a crystal that you can put in liquid / water because it will literally dissolve so that’s probably not a safe product honestly.
Eric Seawright
Eric Seawright Prieš dieną
I just realized she is the female version of Soulja boy
nothing 1
nothing 1 Prieš dieną
Z
Sneering Auto247
Sneering Auto247 Prieš dieną
Microsoft already has two os you added a o
Mister Bruh
Mister Bruh Prieš dieną
Women moment
The V O I D
The V O I D Prieš dieną
12:40 is no-one gonna talk about the "bulletproof oxygen?"
Wol Bern
Wol Bern Prieš dieną
I thought it meant that it was vampire repellant that uses gwyneths own psychic powers
Sheriff Cheems
Sheriff Cheems Prieš 2 dienas
*T H E V I B E S*
Danyboychan
Danyboychan Prieš 2 dienas
Gonna need context for 2:15 if possible, idk how it didn't age well lol
Sağgerici Solgerici
Sağgerici Solgerici Prieš 2 dienas
L I G E R S
Metal Sonic
Metal Sonic Prieš 2 dienas
It's called almond milk Because we can't say nut milk with a straight face
Animize
Animize Prieš 2 dienas
That Theragun... I mean... You know?
Reich Paprika
Reich Paprika Prieš 2 dienas
Psychic vampires I think instead of sucking blood they drain your minds????? Maybe thats what happened to good ol Gwen
Jax Goodboy
Jax Goodboy Prieš 2 dienas
Just a warning extreme vibrator use from guns like that can cause permanent nerve damage
ShinyAbsol Gamez
ShinyAbsol Gamez Prieš 2 dienas
Jon lost his favorite ball that fateful day
Plan_ Bomb_it
Plan_ Bomb_it Prieš 2 dienas
3:49 Canibals: Don't mind if I do.
JewboyJesusLover
JewboyJesusLover Prieš 2 dienas
How long before goop becomes Nexus
ROCKYPLAYA
ROCKYPLAYA Prieš 2 dienas
Sometimes I wish we could go back to the middle ages.
Yelgurf
Yelgurf Prieš 2 dienas
Iron mans wife made Goop :O
Aidan Bramwell
Aidan Bramwell Prieš 2 dienas
If you don’t know, this is truly the kind of video to buckle the fuckle up
Lyndsie Armstrong
Lyndsie Armstrong Prieš 2 dienas
Someone probably said it but I was today years old when I realized, the name goop, Gwyneth (g), two Os for idiotic ststement about successful business names, and Paltrow (p). goop :)
Griizzy Bear
Griizzy Bear Prieš 2 dienas
So we not gonna talk about Microsoft already having two O's? Jon didn't need to add the extra one. 1:35
Psycho Lamborghini
Psycho Lamborghini Prieš 2 dienas
The skyrim music.. aged quite well
Tristan Li
Tristan Li Prieš 2 dienas
He didn’t have to do Microsooft
Chris Frampton
Chris Frampton Prieš 2 dienas
I also know how Gwenwth Paltrow is a millionaire....YOU BOUGHT ALL HER PRODUCTS!!
Ryan Montague
Ryan Montague Prieš 2 dienas
Seems more like a cult than a company. Kinda like how Scientology pretending to be a religion
spEed baLl
spEed baLl Prieš 2 dienas
Does anyone else think those stickers look like lsd?
Kiddo with guns
Kiddo with guns Prieš 2 dienas
The psychic vampire’s ball had linkara running gif and that makes me warm and fuzzy inside
Aditi Shetty
Aditi Shetty Prieš 2 dienas
Everlasting love😂😂
Nin [Cypher NX]
Nin [Cypher NX] Prieš 2 dienas
That lady in the teragun video is sooooo cuteeee.
Jordan Alexander
Jordan Alexander Prieš 2 dienas
My dad is a physician and he does, in fact, have the theragun. He doesn't use it, but has tried it and we weren't... impressed.
Daniel Noble
Daniel Noble Prieš 3 dienas
this video made me laugh to no end my estranged sister makes therapeutic aromatic oils and i know it's all b.s.
Lost Wrld
Lost Wrld Prieš 3 dienas
"Don't curse Gwenith" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!" "Don't curse" Best set of lines ever
I R
I R Prieš 3 dienas
Why is there a “bulletproof” oxygen machine?? 12:40
Fabrício Salazar
Fabrício Salazar Prieš 3 dienas
4:40 I have most of the stones that he talks about in my collection but I never heard of a stone made of love
Badgerpaw
Badgerpaw Prieš 3 dienas
Are we just gonna ignore the fact he gave Microsoft a third O?
Noah Teela
Noah Teela Prieš 3 dienas
i like that you put children on the natural things that are harmful list
Jacob C
Jacob C Prieš 3 dienas
GOOP 0:53
Mr. soap 3000
Mr. soap 3000 Prieš 3 dienas
You forgot nintendoo
Prison Mike
Prison Mike Prieš 3 dienas
I will never look at the mcus pepper pots the same
Bruh Moment
Bruh Moment Prieš 3 dienas
I like how out of all of these the theragun is the only actual working thing
Adam P.
Adam P. Prieš 3 dienas
Theres cosmic health and then there's just mc' health
louk stef
louk stef Prieš 3 dienas
5:00 for me
Jordan Tobins
Jordan Tobins Prieš 3 dienas
Once again, awesome ;)
Nuka-Cetylene
Nuka-Cetylene Prieš 3 dienas
I would apply the angry vibe sticker when I discover that I wasted a lot of money on that shit.
Dawid Krzyczkowski
Dawid Krzyczkowski Prieš 3 dienas
Foocebook
TheBigScreenPictures
TheBigScreenPictures Prieš 3 dienas
Jon as a snake oil salesman is giving me big Nigel West Dickens vibes
Manuelslayor
Manuelslayor Prieš 3 dienas
Mustard Bath? Have you heared of Hans? He died from Mustard bath
MarcoPlayz
MarcoPlayz Prieš 3 dienas
Don't curse Gwenith (or whatever her name is spelled) *train honks* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Don't curse Gwenith
MarcoPlayz
MarcoPlayz Prieš 3 dienas
MicrosOOft, Amazoon, and my personal favourite, OOple
Random Nonsense
Random Nonsense Prieš 3 dienas
This is what happens when a Facebook mom has money
Pranesh Negi
Pranesh Negi Prieš 3 dienas
what is common b/w iron man movie and goop: launched in 2008 10:56
CF 3300
CF 3300 Prieš 4 dienas
1:05 She looks like she looking right through everything within a 5 mile radius.
themaninblack
themaninblack Prieš 4 dienas
but... why was there sugar
MADOG
MADOG Prieš 4 dienas
This this men THIS is our new iron man
Will O
Will O Prieš 4 dienas
Vice is not news
Beth B
Beth B Prieš 4 dienas
That street performance at the end was Shakespeare caliber
Beth B
Beth B Prieš 4 dienas
9:17 the trick with this woo stuff is that actual useful medical devices and techniques are sprinkled in there amidst the "good vibes" stickers. This is a real massage gun, my physical therapist has used one on me for upper back tension that wouldn't relax and it works a treat! And yes, a quality one really does cost in that price range
Dr Death
Dr Death Prieš 4 dienas
4:16 a lot less orphaned too
Lombard Bandit
Lombard Bandit Prieš 4 dienas
me see DOOM meme me smash likey button
BIRB MAFIA LEADER
BIRB MAFIA LEADER Prieš 4 dienas
I don't think anything natural can be bad for you Children, jontron, children... I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AGREE
Betsy
Betsy Prieš 4 dienas
the fucking linkara running gif in the crystal ball gets me every single time
Ion Remi
Ion Remi Prieš 4 dienas
FUCKING BULLETPROOF AIR?!!???? THE ACTUAL FUCK
Ja Fie
Ja Fie Prieš 4 dienas
Gwenyth looks like a karen if they actually had chill
Hammer Time
Hammer Time Prieš 4 dienas
8:58 - I actually died when he broke it. I need to go get surviving death by Leslie Keen
Bones McGee
Bones McGee Prieš 4 dienas
Do people really think Gwyneth Paltrow is extremely beautiful
Gdaman 26
Gdaman 26 Prieš 4 dienas
I love the Skyrim music in the background
Dusty Controller
Dusty Controller Prieš 4 dienas
15:15 lady of confusion
Bird
Bird Prieš 4 dienas
Her voice sounds like she is always congested
Raidok
Raidok Prieš 4 dienas
At least none of their products contain thorium Unlike some other companies that got recently shut down for that (Maybe)
The Black Wolf
The Black Wolf Prieš 4 dienas
1:54 the background music is from Skyrim
Lucas Brehm
Lucas Brehm Prieš 4 dienas
9:10 i found a percussive massager at my local flea market for f i v e d o l l a r s. it works well. i imagine just as well as something thats 120 times the price.
Blurred
Blurred Prieš 4 dienas
13:50 the sofa seems to be a but glitchy
Anomer19
Anomer19 Prieš 4 dienas
Can we just talk about how big of a legend he is for trash talking goop right in front of one of their stores?
Vin diesel VA
Vin diesel VA Prieš 4 dienas
You can get a message gun for 200$ from my local rite aid, THERE ARE EVEN SOME THAT ARE 150$ AND WOULD BE BETTER THEN THE "THERAGUN"
first name last name
first name last name Prieš 4 dienas
4:43 pyrite can contain arsenic
ItsYa Marshall
ItsYa Marshall Prieš 4 dienas
frick my sister bought one of their products yesterday
999 4ever
999 4ever Prieš 4 dienas
You can always tell they have no idea what they're talking about when they talk about frequencies, which represent intervals/cycles per period or 1/sec, as if they are a physical thing. Its like saying you stored a velocity in an object. Makes so little sense it hurts. Makes me wonder about these proprietary technologies.
Deadly V2
Deadly V2 Prieš 4 dienas
12:43 why the fuck do they have a BULLETPROOF OXYGEN BAR
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